Twitterings

@stateof_tate Always laugh. When you stop laughing, that's when the other body functions creep in and take over. If… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@stateof_tate They are indeed cut from the same cloth; ripped from the back of a festering leper's stool!
When I watch the bell-end, that is Nigel Führage, yammer with the sound off, he looks like someone has wound up his… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@realDonaldTrump That whole "capital letter conundrum" ain't sinking in, is it sweetie! Ok, how about we try singin… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Benedict Francis #Resist #FBR #FBPE #ABTV #WATON
RT @qsilverfox: Suffering Christ! The state of that...
RT @acgrayling: SUPPORT THIS & retweet widely & often: this is a vital action on 5 July twitter.com/actionforexpat…
I just supported this case! crowdjustice.com/case/action-fo… via @CrowdJustice
I started to believe that the world gave a shit about things that matter; then I noticed Johnny Depp trending. #sigh
A stage magician. He has a shit card trick that everyone would see through if he did it solo. He sends out his un… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@realDonaldTrump Ok, lovely. You're really close to this - but you simply must try harder. Come on...I know you c… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Come on! Don't be so judgemental, @Acosta! Who here can honestly say they haven't gone to a funeral and accidentall… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
If @theresa_may does not adhere to the law and take Vote Leave's raping of the British legal system seriously, her… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@realDonaldTrump Oops! You nearly did it! Go on, keep trying! plainenglish.co.uk/capital-letter…
@realDonaldTrump Come on, princess. Get your milk and give it another go. bbc.co.uk/skillswise/fac…
People ask "Where were you when JFK was assassinated?", "Do you remember when Elvis died?", "How did you feel when… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Brexit collapses and destroys the @Conservatives. Trumpism collapses and destroys the @GOP. Nazis & Alt-Right scu… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Why are right-wingers so terrified of immigration into their insular hamlets? Quite simply because the influx of pe… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Hmm. He didn't strike me as someone who would hug something after he'd fucked it. Curious. twitter.com/thehill/status…
Hate to tell you this, @Reuters, but "Britain" emphatically did not say this. A bunch of corrupt Tory politicians,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
When boredom strikes, why not make a selfie-collage of one of your favourite TV shows? The youngling loves… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Imagine, if every politician in the world had to do something against to their nature and tell the truth for just o… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
It's almost like he's forgotten that he's been accused of child rape and the sex trafficking of minors. Aw, bless h… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Strange that the biggest threat to America and indeed the globe is an orange president, being supported by yellow R… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Seeing as @theresa_may has managed to change the laws of economics and mathematics to pull the #BrexitDividend out… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
When you've finished coming on England, wipe it up and fuck off, eh! #twat twitter.com/nigel_farage/s…
@Nigel_Farage 100% say you're a toad-faced cock. Go figure.
RT @fakedansavage: Way to ruin rimming for everyone else, @LindseyGrahamSC. twitter.com/lindseygrahams…
That moment when you realise insect aliens have been ruling the country in human skin suits. I've never seen someon… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
When you want to run a marketing campaign to enthuse a nation, but give away nothing in the process. twitter.com/autotrader_uk/…
With the news that @realDonaldTrump yearns for the respect Lil' Kimmy Jong-un has from his population, let me be th… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
To all those offended by Robert De Niro's Tony Awards rant: Fuck Trump. #FUCKTRUMP, double #FuckTrump and triple… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
As Paul Manafort slowly starts to realise each and every look he receives from now on will be sizing him up for the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Bless your fat cotton socks! Sweetie, they despise you! They played pétanque until the sun set without you. Hillary… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
I was just looking back on the good old days, when @theresa_may used to be a competent, upstanding MP; working for… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
In other news, crucifixions are making a comeback, the killing of the first born is all the rage & underage "virgin… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
When I called you "a racist moron, with so little self-awareness that you can't stop your over-exercised gob contin… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@frenchie_myriam Loving the way that he spews all that - then feels it necessary to censor the word cock. Boorishne… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
It's now more clear than ever that Putin has a video tape of @theresa_may running through a wheat field with a troupe of Russian hookers.
Really bizarre how everybody in this picture looks like a thumb...except @seanhannity's thumb. twitter.com/andylassner/st…
Hey, Princess! Twitter seems to have cut off the end of your Tweet. Let me finish it for you, @Nigel_Farage: ...is… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Dacre: "any move to weaken the newspaper’s support for Brexit would be 'editorial and commercial suicide'" Rarely… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Parliament continuing with the implementation of Russia-led #Brexshit is like the captain of a naval warship announ… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Quite hilariously, the orange gimp (who must have been chasing parked cars for his entire life, in order to attain… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Imagine a slightly more perfect world, where all our politicians could actually act for and represent the good of t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
I'm a dictator; I murder my family; I kill people for falling asleep; I starve, torture & steal from my own people;… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
"Those who don't know the difference between a Chinese proverb and a fortune cookie quip should not pretend they do… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Benedict Francis #Resist #FBR #FBPE #ABTV #WATON
Um...anyone remember the tiny thumb scene in Monsters vs Aliens...?

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