Twitterings 2018-06-22 @stateof_tate Always laugh. When you stop laughing, that's when the other body functions creep in and take over. If… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2018-06-22 @stateof_tate They are indeed cut from the same cloth; ripped from the back of a festering leper's stool! 2018-06-22 When I watch the bell-end, that is Nigel Führage, yammer with the sound off, he looks like someone has wound up his… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2018-06-22 @realDonaldTrump That whole "capital letter conundrum" ain't sinking in, is it sweetie! Ok, how about we try singin… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2018-06-22 RT @qsilverfox: Suffering Christ! The state of that... 2018-06-22 RT @Actionforexpat: THIS COULD STOP BREXIT. Chip in! crowdjustice.com/case/action-fo… twitter.com/britainforeuro… 2018-06-22 RT @acgrayling: SUPPORT THIS & retweet widely & often: this is a vital action on 5 July twitter.com/actionforexpat… 2018-06-22 I just supported this case! crowdjustice.com/case/action-fo… via @CrowdJustice 2018-06-21 I started to believe that the world gave a shit about things that matter; then I noticed Johnny Depp trending. #sigh 2018-06-21 A stage magician. He has a shit card trick that everyone would see through if he did it solo. He sends out his un… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2018-06-21 @realDonaldTrump Ok, lovely. You're really close to this - but you simply must try harder. Come on...I know you c… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2018-06-21 Come on! Don't be so judgemental, @Acosta! Who here can honestly say they haven't gone to a funeral and accidentall… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2018-06-21 If @theresa_may does not adhere to the law and take Vote Leave's raping of the British legal system seriously, her… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2018-06-21 @realDonaldTrump Oops! You nearly did it! Go on, keep trying! plainenglish.co.uk/capital-letter… 2018-06-21 @realDonaldTrump Come on, princess. Get your milk and give it another go. bbc.co.uk/skillswise/fac… 2018-06-21 People ask "Where were you when JFK was assassinated?", "Do you remember when Elvis died?", "How did you feel when… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2018-06-20 Brexit collapses and destroys the @Conservatives. Trumpism collapses and destroys the @GOP. Nazis & Alt-Right scu… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2018-06-20 Why are right-wingers so terrified of immigration into their insular hamlets? Quite simply because the influx of pe… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2018-06-19 Hmm. He didn't strike me as someone who would hug something after he'd fucked it. Curious. twitter.com/thehill/status… 2018-06-19 Hate to tell you this, @Reuters, but "Britain" emphatically did not say this. A bunch of corrupt Tory politicians,… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2018-06-19 @frenchie_myriam @Und_Soo @WycheNick @RicknShira @kevinonebot @PatriciaGKH @ItsAllBollocks @MechaPanda9K… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2018-06-18 When boredom strikes, why not make a selfie-collage of one of your favourite TV shows? The youngling loves… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2018-06-18 Imagine, if every politician in the world had to do something against to their nature and tell the truth for just o… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2018-06-18 It's almost like he's forgotten that he's been accused of child rape and the sex trafficking of minors. Aw, bless h… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2018-06-18 Strange that the biggest threat to America and indeed the globe is an orange president, being supported by yellow R… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2018-06-17 Seeing as @theresa_may has managed to change the laws of economics and mathematics to pull the #BrexitDividend out… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2018-06-16 When you've finished coming on England, wipe it up and fuck off, eh! #twat twitter.com/nigel_farage/s… 2018-06-16 @Nigel_Farage 100% say you're a toad-faced cock. Go figure. 2018-06-16 RT @fakedansavage: Way to ruin rimming for everyone else, @LindseyGrahamSC. twitter.com/lindseygrahams… 2018-06-16 That moment when you realise insect aliens have been ruling the country in human skin suits. I've never seen someon… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2018-06-16 When you want to run a marketing campaign to enthuse a nation, but give away nothing in the process. twitter.com/autotrader_uk/… 2018-06-16 With the news that @realDonaldTrump yearns for the respect Lil' Kimmy Jong-un has from his population, let me be th… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2018-06-16 To all those offended by Robert De Niro's Tony Awards rant: Fuck Trump. #FUCKTRUMP, double #FuckTrump and triple… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2018-06-16 As Paul Manafort slowly starts to realise each and every look he receives from now on will be sizing him up for the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2018-06-15 Bless your fat cotton socks! Sweetie, they despise you! They played pétanque until the sun set without you. Hillary… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2018-06-15 I was just looking back on the good old days, when @theresa_may used to be a competent, upstanding MP; working for… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2018-06-15 In other news, crucifixions are making a comeback, the killing of the first born is all the rage & underage "virgin… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2018-06-14 When I called you "a racist moron, with so little self-awareness that you can't stop your over-exercised gob contin… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2018-06-14 @realDonaldTrump en.oxforddictionaries.com/spelling/using… 2018-06-14 @frenchie_myriam Loving the way that he spews all that - then feels it necessary to censor the word cock. Boorishne… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2018-06-14 It's now more clear than ever that Putin has a video tape of @theresa_may running through a wheat field with a troupe of Russian hookers. 2018-06-13 Really bizarre how everybody in this picture looks like a thumb...except @seanhannity's thumb. twitter.com/andylassner/st… 2018-06-13 Hey, Princess! Twitter seems to have cut off the end of your Tweet. Let me finish it for you, @Nigel_Farage: ...is… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2018-06-13 Dacre: "any move to weaken the newspaper’s support for Brexit would be 'editorial and commercial suicide'" Rarely… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2018-06-13 Parliament continuing with the implementation of Russia-led #Brexshit is like the captain of a naval warship announ… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2018-06-12 Quite hilariously, the orange gimp (who must have been chasing parked cars for his entire life, in order to attain… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2018-06-12 Imagine a slightly more perfect world, where all our politicians could actually act for and represent the good of t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2018-06-12 I'm a dictator; I murder my family; I kill people for falling asleep; I starve, torture & steal from my own people;… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2018-06-12 "Those who don't know the difference between a Chinese proverb and a fortune cookie quip should not pretend they do… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2018-06-12 Um...anyone remember the tiny thumb scene in Monsters vs Aliens...?