Twitterings 2018-01-18 Illiterate. No skills. Struggle in the country. Not successful. This sycophant just can't stop talking about… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-01-18 Like a spoilt child screaming at his mother in a supermarket "OK, I'll buy this candy with my birthday money, but y… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-01-18 When people say that you should respect the office of President, that's all fair and good. One can respect a lavato… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-01-18 "I did not lie under oath", says Scandinavian, blonde-haired, blue-eyed Aryan poster-child who said under oath that… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-01-18 Yay! Another bullshit and childish attack on democracy from baby-baby (downgraded from man-baby) that fell flat (fu… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-01-18 The most risible, Farageable, twattish Tweet I've ever seen, since Trump's last wankathon. @Conservatives, out to e… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-01-18 @Conservatives Um. Fuck off. #UselessCorruptTwats 2018-01-18 When @PressSec holds one of her "I'm going to stand here, look like I've been hit repeatedly in the face with a bas… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-01-18 I feel it imperative to advise @realDonaldTrump that the entire planet knows he has a tiny cock. #StormyDaniels let… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-01-18 I may well be bloody hungover, but Donald Trump (yes, you @realDonaldTrump) just had a pornstar tell the world he h… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-01-18 @spacepiece @nytimes I wouldn't consider it a date if you have to pay $130,000 - maybe I'm just being old-fashioned? 2018-01-18 @spacepiece @nytimes "date" ha! 😂 2018-01-18 @TheRickWilson No 2018-01-17 Currently researching whether it's possible for a @realDonaldTrump to interbreed with an @IvankaTrump to create a… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-01-17 RT @mikegalsworthy: Wow - way to promote Labour! twitter.com/conservativesg… 2018-01-17 You knew it. It was obvious. But when you see it in writing...triple "ew!" and a quadruple bucket of vomit.… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-01-17 What a picture! Han Solo, Luke Skywalker & Chewbacca having a laugh off-set, without that bitch Darth. twitter.com/alanelliott1/s… 2018-01-17 I feel a sense of peace and tranquility descend upon me. Ladies and/or gentlemen: The headline I've been waiting… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-01-16 @realDonaldTrump bmivisualizer.com 2018-01-16 Just entered @realDonaldTrump's published stats into BMIVisualuzer.com. Best joke of the year so far. High fi… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-01-16 This is an amazing magic trick! See if you can spot how it's done: 1) Take a doctor 2) Put them in front of an… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-01-16 Hey, @PressSec / @SHSanders45 A few people who have been on TV... Jeffrey Dahmer: serial killer Bill Cosby: rapi… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-01-16 You'll find, @realDonaldTrump, that this is "fake news". 100% of Trump news coverage is negative, because it's cov… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-01-16 ... show in front of a German soldier, who fortunately turned out to be part of The Resistance. A tense pause, a si… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-01-16 I created a new wallpaper for my mobile yesterday and a client called as I was signing for a letter this morning. P… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-01-15 Each Tweet I saw today from a member of the @GOP or an enabler / relation / surrogate of @realDonaldTrump, making a… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-01-15 Every time this mangled gonad communicates with the outside world, his words appear less attached to reality than h… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-01-15 There are times you sigh at someone. Perhaps you have to facepalm in dismay. Other times, you simply have to slap t… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-01-15 In hindsight, the light aircraft crash that @Nigel_Farage survived in 2010, may retrospectively be the most damagin… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-01-15 Alexa, we have a problem if a racist 'president' with the mental capacity of a 2-year-old can annihilate democracy… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-01-15 The classic racist love story. Racist boy meets racist girl, then racist leader of racist party dumps racist girlfr… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-01-14 @DixiDoodle @realDonaldTrump I do apologise! 😁 2018-01-14 @jezmck @realDonaldTrump 😂 I can unfortunately imagine him referring to it as that! 2018-01-14 After rinsing the taste of vomit from my mouth, having read all the stories about @realDonaldTrump and his gobble o… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-01-13 Trey Gowdy dumped from the Ethics Committee and heads back to the hills, which apparently have eyes. 2018-01-13 Whatever The Fuck It Was That Putin Filmed Trump Doing With Russian Hookers #AdultFilmAHorrorMovie 2018-01-13 Pissed as a Newt Gingrich spewing the same old, tired drivel on the same old, tired show. Slightly embarrassing (if… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-01-13 The president is in such good health, he is now considered fit to fight in Vietnam. R̶o̶n̶n̶i̶e̶ ̶R̶o̶n̶i̶ ̶R̶o̶d̶… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-01-13 He's gone too far. Now he's desecrated the sanctity of porn. When will this madness end!!? #stormydaniels… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-01-12 Here's hoping tomorrow's trending hangtag will be… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-01-12 As usual, #DotardDonald has pointed the way to a better group of people in the world. So, just like #TheResistance,… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-01-12 @FinlayVickie @realDonaldTrump I thought you were having a go at me then! 😂 2018-01-12 Worst. Defence. Ever. "Your honour; the murder weapon (used by me) was sharp, but this was not the murder weapon… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-01-12 I was wondering who had gone and pinched all the damn sudoku books. #UnfortunatePhrasing #BackInTenMinutes 2018-01-12 Oh, @BorisJohnson, take a chill pill and stop pissing your pants. All we're saying is that corrupt, monumentally ig… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-01-12 @lee_manwaring If that's true, I hope it comes out soon. The swifter that moron is committed to the Elizabeth Arkha… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-01-12 No. It's because underneath all that orange, you're as yellow as they come. Despite all the bluster,… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-01-12 Donald Trump Donald Trump Jr Roger Stone Sean Hannity Paul Ryan Mitch McConnell Stephen Miller Kellyanne Conway Sar… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-01-11 The man hell-bent & determined to make his own country a shithole country, complains about people from shithole cou… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 2018-01-11 @Lane79Reg 😂 Nice!