The "C" Word

I really like the “C word”,
I say it when I’m cross.
I say it to my mummy,
I say it to my boss.
 
I say it in the garden,
I say it in the street,
I say it to the strangers
I’d otherwise not meet.
 
It makes me feel so common
When dropping off the T.
It makes me feel quite sexy
When said on Babe TV.
 
The word can cause commotion,
Especially for girls.
Despite the fact that all it means
Is what’s beneath their curls.
 
It really aggravates me
That English words offend.
It’s just a word, so should be heard,
Rich language is our friend
 
Why suggest “The C Word”?
We all know what you mean.
Don’t be a prude with attitude,
A word is not obscene.
 
So shout it out the window,
Express, we’ll hear no grunts!
Altogether…1,2,3…
We’re all a bunch of “C words”!

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Benedict Francis

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